Sometimes harsh, hardly ever subtle, mostly innocent but always helpful (or at least trying to be). If you have a delicate issue you need professional help with - just go out and get some... if you can't afford it and nobody else wants to help you could always consider e-mailing Henry.
Dear Henry,
Hope you can help me!? I'm questioning my own sanity... Last week my girlfriend walked in on me watching SL porn. Now we have been together for some time and we met at Hard Alley so I know she isn't a prude or anything but she got very angry at me for watching it. Then when I tried to reason with her and tell her it's normal for guys the watch porn and wank to it she started crying and told me she was very disappointed in me....
Please Henry - it is normal for guys to watch porn right?
you're the best!
an always horny guy
(anonymous because I know she's a big fan of this blog)
Hey Bro,
Really? You're are that guy that actually watches SL Porn? *shouts* Hey guys! I found him... he's right over here!
First of all... let me tell you why you think it's normal watching SL porn. We all know it is normal for guys to watch porn - it is not, and I repeat it is NOT normal for anyone to watch SL porn! I think we can safely assume you have internet access... you're playing SL... you're watching SL porn... then why aren't you watching real porn? I've heard some of these movies are even like full-length motion pictures... why would I want to watch badly drawn pixels having ridiculous unaligned sex for freakin 2 hours when I can also watch the most gorgeous real women doing the same?
I would go as far to saying it is sick your watching that stuff... Now before the comments will overload this server, I know what you're gonna say "Hey! you've been in some SL porn? How can you say it's sick to watch it?". Let me tell you - exactly my point... I've been in (some pretty damn good) SL porn... creating it! roleplaying the pixels, stirring the honeypot, hearing the women get all excited while "acting" in the scene and of course the (best) kept secret of the industry - the wild after-shoot parties...
SL porn isn't meant to be watched, really... it isn't! It's meant to get us guys laid... Only purpose to seduce the chicks... an excuse to talk about sex 24hrs a day... wear out the online sluts all in the name of art! I bet your girlfriend would be really turned on if you started creating art. Erotic art... SL porn... be that bad, sexym eccentric, mysterious guy creating and acting in SL porn... not the pathetic sob watching it! I've been there.. done it and was to good for the industry to handle... you can be as well!
oh - and to be clear... it's normal for guys to watch porn unless you're one of those lucky bastards with a woman who is ready to go 24/7... then why even bother with porn... then again... if that was the case why would you even be on Second Life in the first place...
Grow up, get a life - go and create SL porn!
Henry
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